A long long time ago, back when cell phones were dinosaurs, computers came in cow boxes, and the internet didn’t exist, a beautiful mommy was lying in the hospital waiting for the doctor to birth her lazy child who didn’t feel like coming out.
That was me. 🙃
So from up above “God” looked down and got ready to see this child he had “created,” and when the doctor pulled me out and declared, “It’s a girl!” God looked in amazement and said…
“OH SHIT. NOT AGAIN.”
He turned to an angel with a fair amount of confusion on his face: “I could have sworn I threw in the Y chromosome there.”
The angel replied, “You fucked up, man.”
God answered, “Well, I’m only human!”
The angel looked at him 😐😐😐 “Dude, no you’re not.”
God threw up his hands and decided he would make the next generation of babies maturally inclined to be more open and accepting of his fuckups.
And that’s the story of my birth…or, well, so I’d like to think. 😜
I’m so lucky to have an amazing group of friends and family that accept me just the way I am. This was my first birthday as Mel Mason and I enjoyed every minute of it. Thanks to everyone who made a very unspectacular 26 feel like the most special 1st birthday ever!